durbikins:

"UGH, MOM, NO!" shouted the 15 year old who had just seen The Fault in Our Stars as their mother yelled at them for having cigarettes. “I’m not smoking! I’m metaphoring!” 

supergreenmario:

It’s a metaphor you see You place the killing thing right in the disc tray, but you don’t actually play it

supergreenmario:

It’s a metaphor you see
You place the killing thing right in the disc tray, but you don’t actually play it