a flight attendant bursts into the cabin
“is there a nerd on board?! terrorists have hijacked this plane and refuse to land safely unless somebody explains the plot of neon genesis evangelion to them”
“finally” i think as i raise my hand “my time to shine”
Sometimes when I’m feeling down I like to remind myself that once, on /v/, I sang A Whole New World, as Jigglypuff, with a guy doing a solid impression of Professor Oak.
scene: tumblr comedy club
(man walks on stage)
[cough]
(wipes sweat off forehead)
N.. uh.. [coughs again] Neon Genesis Dorito
[applause]
